laeffy:
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“Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement
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Nice work all”
Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage
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laeffy:

in-a-state-of-trance:

catgirltail:

mapsontheweb:

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

Nice work all

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

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final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

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final-girl-cas:

I just discovered a band I’d never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I’m at the start of a fantasy novel

To make things even weirder they’re called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I’d say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They’re kinda good though??

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I’m going to take the high dive off a cliff

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I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

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I’m going to kill myself for real

Please don’t let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who’s never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

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You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you’re actually being really funny about it

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zoanzon:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em



^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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brunhiddensmusings:

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they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy

while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

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freeshavacado:

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unclefather:
“ride it my pony
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unclefather:

ride it my pony

unvisitableroom:

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she got cognitive behavioral therapy

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@cousingregbf

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